Will is the arbiter of law across the known universe. When he's not helping little old ladies cross the street or soothing savage beasts with his silky smooth voice, he's traveling through space and time dispensing righteous justice to ne’er- do-wells. That song by The Clash? They fought Will, and Will won.

Will is the arbiter of law across the known universe. When he’s not helping little old ladies cross the street or soothing savage beasts with his silky smooth voice, he’s traveling through space and time dispensing righteous justice to ne’er- do-wells. That song by The Clash? They fought Will, and Will won.

Nicknames: Saggy, Pheneil

Voice Part: Baritone

Hometown: Mendham, NJ

Major: Undecided

Solos: Blowin’ in the Wind, So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday

Bad Habits: Doing too much weight lifting and modeling commercials.

Favorite Smell: Granola being cooked.

Turn-Offs: When my mom comes with me on dates.

Jello: Have Sofia Vergara walk up and say “Jello” because thats what hello sounds like with her accent.