Soft on the lovers, hard on the moonshine.” It’s been the Farabow family motto for generations, and Billy Webster Farabow is its exemplar. For some in the Appalachians, white lightning is just a hobby. For Web, it’s a way of life. From checking the stills at sunrise to bootlegging orders at midnight, Web never stops working to deliver bottled deliverance to the good people of North Carolina. You can ask him for his recipe, but he’ll “shore nuff haff to shootcha” if he shares it. And given his shockingly violent criminal record during the Prohibition, you’d be a fool to put Web and his trusty Winchester to the test. With a beard like that, there’s no telling what a man might do.

Soft on the lovers, hard on the moonshine.” It’s been the Farabow family motto for generations, and Billy Webster Farabow is its exemplar. For some in the Appalachians, white lightning is just a hobby. For Web, it’s a way of life. From checking the stills at sunrise to bootlegging orders at midnight, Web never stops working to deliver bottled deliverance to the good people of North Carolina. You can ask him for his recipe, but he’ll “shore nuff haff to shootcha” if he shares it. And given his shockingly violent criminal record during the Prohibition, you’d be a fool to put Web and his trusty Winchester to the test. With a beard like that, there’s no telling what a man might do.

Hometown: Greensboro, NC

Major: Saucier (concentration in zest)

Solos: Let’s Get it On, Stacy’s Mom

Bad Habits: Falling victim to email phishing scams

Favorite Smell: Sarah Stone

Turnoffs: Whispering

Jello: Lemon Lime Gatorade