Tom Benz was born in 1673, the beloved eighth son of a washerwoman and a shoe-cobbler. His crystalline voice and musical senses were God’s gifts to 17th century France, and Tom soon became a fixture in the court of Louis XIV. Wishing that Tom’s majestic voice could be preserved forever, the Sun King himself insisted that Tom refrain from any festivities, and be confined to a dark, dark cell in the bottommost floor of Versailles. While banging his head against his cell door one evening, Tom knocked himself into a time warp and found himself in modern America.

Tom Benz was born in 1673, the beloved eighth son of a washerwoman and a shoe-cobbler. His crystalline voice and musical senses were God’s gifts to 17th century France, and Tom soon became a fixture in the court of Louis XIV. Wishing that Tom’s majestic voice could be preserved forever, the Sun King himself insisted that Tom refrain from any festivities, and be confined to a dark, dark cell in the bottommost floor of Versailles. While banging his head against his cell door one evening, Tom knocked himself into a time warp and found himself in modern America.

Hometown – Cicero, NY

Major – Vegan Delicacy Crafting

Solos – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Bad Habits – Wearing too many pairs of underwear.

Favorite Smell – Rubbing Alcohol

Turn-offs – Baseball

Jello – Tanning on a beach made of Jello, while waves of Mike’s Hard Lemonade wash up on the shore.