Kirk Woo doesn’t enjoy attention. He hates the spotlight, as whenever Kirk begins to sing, bodily changes occur on a molecular level. His hair becomes blonde, his eyes turn red and his skin becomes pale. This genetic mystery has caused confusion in his family for years. Medical records indicate that dating back to 618 AD, a vast line of Woo’s had a condition of selective, musical albinism. While this condition has certainly been difficult for Kirk, he has grown used to it, often considering himself a Super Saiyan.

Kirk Woo doesn’t enjoy attention. He hates the spotlight, as whenever Kirk begins to sing, bodily changes occur on a molecular level. His hair becomes blonde, his eyes turn red and his skin becomes pale. This genetic mystery has caused confusion in his family for years. Medical records indicate that dating back to 618 AD, a vast line of Woo’s had a condition of selective, musical albinism. While this condition has certainly been difficult for Kirk, he has grown used to it, often considering himself a Super Saiyan.

Hometown: Los Angeles

Major: Gynecology

Solos: Thinking Out Loud, Shiny Teeth

Bad Habits: Snore, Messy, Oversleeper

Favorite Smell: Waffles

Turn-offs: Nipple Hair

Jello Fantasy: Eating it