Harold "Fairhair" Theurer was the first king of Norway and reigned c. 872-930 AD. Legend has it that he had the ability to converse with alligators. Sadly, there are no native alligators in Norway. According to the Haraldsaga, a notoriously difficult epic poem, he united most of the Eastern Hemisphere under the Norwegian crown for a brief time, although there is very little evidence to corroborate this claim.

Kevin doesn’t have a bio yet, because he’s just a freshman. But one day he will, when the upperclassmen finally get around to it, and that day will be incredible.

Nicknames: Little Kevin

Voice Part: Bass

Solos: See the Love

Major: Music

Bad Habits: Being awesome. Being too polite. Too cute to handle.