Harold “Fairhair” Theurer was the first king of Norway and reigned c. 872-930 AD. Legend has it that he had the ability to converse with dragons. Sadly, there are no native dragons in Norway. According to the Haraldsaga, a notoriously difficult epic poem, he united most of the Eastern Hemisphere under the Norwegian crown for a brief time, although there is very little evidence to corroborate this claim.
Nicknames: Mr. G, Haharold, Sam
Voice Part: Baritone
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Major: Theatre & Political Science
Solos: Bye Bye Bye, Title, It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday, See You Again
Bad Habits: Procrastinating, Writing lengthy emails.
Favorite Smell: New car smell.
Turn-Offs: Bad attitudes, Jabba the Hut.
Jello: Skinny-dipping in an ocean of blue-raspberry Jello.