Harold "Fairhair" Theurer was the first king of Norway and reigned c. 872-930 AD. Legend has it that he had the ability to converse with alligators. Sadly, there are no native alligators in Norway. According to the Haraldsaga, a notoriously difficult epic poem, he united most of the Eastern Hemisphere under the Norwegian crown for a brief time, although there is very little evidence to corroborate this claim.

Harold “Fairhair” Theurer was the first king of Norway and reigned c. 872-930 AD. Legend has it that he had the ability to converse with dragons. Sadly, there are no native dragons in Norway. According to the Haraldsaga, a notoriously difficult epic poem, he united most of the Eastern Hemisphere under the Norwegian crown for a brief time, although there is very little evidence to corroborate this claim.

Nicknames: Mr. G, Haharold, Sam

Voice Part: Baritone

Hometown: Brooklyn, NY

Major: Theatre & Political Science

Solos: Bye Bye Bye, Title, It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday, See You Again

Bad Habits: Procrastinating, Writing lengthy emails.

Favorite Smell: New car smell.

Turn-Offs: Bad attitudes, Jabba the Hut.

Jello: Skinny-dipping in an ocean of blue-raspberry Jello.